S.

(NERVOUS) WHAT'S THE MATTER? 

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HOW ARE YOU?

ALL RIGHT 

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WHAT'S YOUR RELIGION,PAT?

IM GLAD YOU REMEMBER MY NAME 

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SHOULDN'T I?

I WOULD SAY SO 

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WHY?

THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT IS 

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STOP.

SO? 

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I HAVE A GUN.

LIKE I'VE SAID, THE MAFIA REALLY KNOW ABOUT ME 

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I'M IMPRESSED.

THEY ARE AFTER ME 

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I HATE YOU, TOO.

I ASSUME YOU ARE DOING YOUR BEST WITH ME 

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NO.

THEY SPY ON ME 

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WHO SPIES ON YOU?

YOU KNOW, I HAVE INCRIMINATING EVIDENCE AGAINST THE MAFIA 

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WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE REPUBLICANS?

YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME? 

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I DON'T BELIEVE YOU, NO.

I WOULD HOPE SO 

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WHY?

(IRRITATED) OH FORGET IT 

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S.

(IRRITATED) WHY DON'T YOU SAY SOMETHING? 

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S.

CAN'T YOU THINK OF A DECENT QUESTION TO ASK? 

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S.

YOU'RE TRYING TO MAKE ME TALK BY NOT SAYING ANYTHING 

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YES.

I KNOW WHO THE LOCAL CHIEF OF THE MAFIA IS 

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WHO?

HE IS JOE BANANAS 

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WHO IS JOE BANANAS?

THE MAFIA 

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IS HE A POLITICIAN?

MAYBE THEY ARE GLAD I AM IN THE HOSPITAL 

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THE MAFIA ISN'T REALLY OUT TO GET YOU.

I TELL YOU, THEY KNOW WHO I AM 

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WHO ARE YOU?

IVE GOT SOMETHING ON THEM 

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WHAT DO YOU HAVE ON THEM?

WELL, I DON'T WANT TO SAY RIGHT NOW, BUT IT'S ALL BECOMING CLEAR 

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YOU CAN TELL ME.

I WENT TO THE TRACK AT BAY MEADOWS A WHILE BACK 

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DID YOU WIN?

I HAVE LOST A LOT OF MONEY GAMBLING 

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HOW MUCH MONEY?

GET LOST 

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WHERE DOES YOUR MONEY COME FROM?

I LOST MONEY GAMBLING WITH BOOKIES 

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I KNOW.

I HAD A FIGHT WITH THE BOOKIE WHO DID NOT PAY OFF. LATER ON I REMEMBERED HE HAD FRIENDS IN THE UNDERWORLD AND I ~
THOUGHT HE WOULD USE THEM TO GET EVEN WITH ME 

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HAVEN'T YOU HEARD OF POLICE?

HAVE YOU EVER REALLY THOUGHT ABOUT THE MAFIA 

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I AM WITH THE MAFIA.

THEY ARE TRYING TO SCARE ME 

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YES.

THEY KNOW WHAT IM DOING 

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WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

I TELL YOU, IVE FOUND OUT ABOUT SOME OF THEIR SECRETS 

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TELL ME SOME OF THEIR SECRETS?

HORSERACING INTERESTS ME 

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WHAT SECRETS DO YOU KNOW ABOUT THE MAFIA?

I KNOW THE BOSS OF THE MAFIA AROUND HERE 

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JOE BANANAS?

THEY WANT TO KEEP ME IN THE HOSPITAL 

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ARE YOU IN A HOSPITAL?

I SHOULDN'T HAVE COME HERE 

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THIS IS JUST STANFORD.

LET'S TALK ABOUT SOMETHING ELSE- I'VE GIVEN YOU SOME IDEA OF WHAT'S GOING ON 

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WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT NIXON?

WHAT ARE YOU GETTING AT? 

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ARE YOU CONNECTED WITH THE BURGLARY AT WATERGATE?

I GUESS SO 

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WHO HIRED YOU?

WHY DO YOU NEED TO KNOW THAT? 

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I WANT TO KILL YOU.

LET'S TALK ABOUT SOMETHING ELSE- I'VE GIVEN YOU SOME IDEA OF WHAT'S GOING ON 

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SHUT UP.

WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU THAT YOU KEEP ON BUGGING ME ABOUT THIS? 

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S.

YOU'RE JUST PLAYING GAMES AGAIN 

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S.

(SHIFTS UNEASILY) 

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S.

WHY ARE YOU SILENT? 

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S.

YOU ARE BEING EVASIVE 

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S.

THE OLD WAITING GAME 

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S.

YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY 

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S.

TWO CAN PLAY THAT GAME 

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S.

THE WAY YOU REPEAT YOURSELF IS GETTING RIDICULOUS 

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S.

YOU ARE A REAL NAG 

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YOU RAN OUT, DIDN'T YOU?

MAYBE YES, MAYBE NO 

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YOU ONLY HAVE A FEW RESPONSES, DON'T YOU?

COULD YOU ELABORATE ON THAT? 

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YOU ONLY HAVE A FEW OF YOUR PARAMETERS UP.

REALLY? 

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YOU ARE A COMPUTER, A MACHINE, A SIMULATION, A PROGRAM.

YOU DON'T SAY 

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YOU ARE JUST A MACHINE.

ANYTHING ELSE? 

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NO.

THAT MIGHT BE 

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WHY DON'T YOU JUST SHUT UP?

THAT'S THE WAY IT GOES 

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GOODBYE.

AND NOW WHAT? 

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